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as the day he took power.
So an elections gone sour?
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Sarcastic, facetious and downright vicious lyrics, satire, parody and irreverent comment, tosh and opinionated verbiage from the townships of East Sussex by artistic layabout Colin Bailey
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1974 Bought first Guitar at school and was shown a few chords during smoking breaks
1975 Guitar Nicked
2001 Bought new guitar after drunkenly claiming "anyone can play the blues". Challenged to do open mic night in Rye; made complete prat of himself.
2002 Wrote Crappy Diesel Train… etc, etc
2007 Writes and performs Satirical, “witty”, and just plain silly songs and parodies anywhere that will put up with him. Organiser of the Glass Eye singer/songwriter weekend in Hastings.
“Tom Lehrer meets Billy Bragg…” (bloke in a pub)
“A plethora of pith and wit..” (thomeone elth)
1974 Bought first Guitar at school and was shown a few chords during smoking breaks
1975 Guitar Nicked
2001 Bought new guitar after drunkenly claiming "anyone can play the blues". Challenged to do open mic night in Rye; made complete prat of himself.
2002 Wrote Crappy Diesel Train… etc, etc
2007 Writes and performs Satirical, “witty”, and just plain silly songs and parodies anywhere that will put up with him. Organiser of the Glass Eye singer/songwriter weekend in Hastings.
“Tom Lehrer meets Billy Bragg…” (bloke in a pub)
“A plethora of pith and wit..” (thomeone elth)
SONG PARODIES
SONG PARODIES
GORDON BROWN
Golden Brown - The Stranglers
GOOD RIDDANCE
Good Riddance - Green Day
THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA
The Girl from Ipanema
THE TIMES THEY ARE UNSHAVEN
Times they are a changing - Bob Dylan
THESE CRUELISH THINGS
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND SELL ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower - Bob Dylan
GUANTANAMO
Hurricane - Bob Dylan
I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT
All Day and All of the Night - The Kinks
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest - Cat Stevens
DA DO ENRON
Da do Ron Ron
GORDON BROWN
Golden Brown - The Stranglers
GOOD RIDDANCE
Good Riddance - Green Day
THE GIRL WITH EMPHYSEMA
The Girl from Ipanema
THE TIMES THEY ARE UNSHAVEN
Times they are a changing - Bob Dylan
THESE CRUELISH THINGS
These foolish things
DON’T TRY AND SELL ME THE WATCHTOWER
All Along the Watchtower - Bob Dylan
GUANTANAMO
Hurricane - Bob Dylan
I WANT TO PAY TO BE A KNIGHT
All Day and All of the Night - The Kinks
THE FIRST MUTT IS THE CHEAPEST
First cut is the deepest - Cat Stevens
DA DO ENRON
Da do Ron Ron
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Start winning at Scrabble!
Corner the market in pointless
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Read the hidden language of Car registration plates!
Take minutes at pub meetings!
Complete crosswords on the train!
Totally unnoticeable in everyday use!
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