GORDON BROWN

GORDON BROWN - Appologies to the Stranglers

Gordon Brown taxes your fags
Come back from France? they'll search your bags
Ending in tears
As they find those beers
Never buys a round does Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown opens his mouth
Taxes your food, your car and your house
He'll watch you sink
Drive you to drink
He'll let you drown will Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown hands out Tax Credits
Even his best friends admit, and have said it’s
Just a ploy, to baffle and annoy
To confuse and confound,
but he’s Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown drops his square jaw
as the share prices drop through the floor
The Oil price is rising
Its hardly surprising
Confidence abounds with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown rips off your pension
He’s got us all by those bits I can’t mention
In for a penny,
in for a pound
Into your Wallet dives Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown charges the students
All in the name of fiscal prudence
Now each degree
comes at a fee
Attendance is down with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown schemes and he plots
Awaiting the day Blair gets the chop
He be right over,
He’ll be right round
He’ll be next door; He’s Gordon Brown

Anyway he's Prime Minister now more is the pity